CNWF²
DANGER
ZONE!!
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Littlerock, Arkansas
Monday, November 17, 1997
Time: 12:31:00 p.m. {Fourth Segment}
CNWF²
{continuation}
The announcers are sitting at the commetary
table ready to speak.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well,
this has been quite an extraordinary night. The longer this night drags on, the more stupid I feel. But I did this
for the fans and for the good of my federation. I could have very easily just told them to tape this show and let
us worry about airing it tomorrow. Problem was I have never done that at a time when it would cause me to put off
the show till a later date. As they say, the show must go on. I almost gave up. I just couldn't do it, though.
This is one reason why any of you viewers may say this is the absolute worst Danger Zone you have ever seen. It's
because I wanted you to be able to see Danger Zone the day it was supposed to be rather than wait a whole day.
For those of you who are with me on this one, thanks a lot. The rest of you can go straight to hell.
Michael Richardson: Right on, Lex! I mean, yeah, I think you should have taken the easy way out yourself. One thing is
for certain, though, and that is you deserve a lot of respect for this.
Knee Johnson: Oh yeah?
I do stuff like this all the time!
Michael Richardson: Really? Sure! Give me an example!
Knee Johnson: Fine!
Like there was this one night that I just couldn't drink anymore beer. My gut was full of the stuff. I had been
partying all of Cinco de Mayo and man did I guzzle the beer! I had no room left whatsoever for anymroe beer. But
you want to know what I did?
Michael Richardson: What, Knee?
Knee Johnson: I summoned
strength from deep within my soul and I guzzled one last keg of beer. It took a lot of courage, Mike. That was
bein' a man.
Lex Victor: That's
very touching, Knee...
Knee Johnson: {cutting
in} Thanks!
Lex Victor: But
we have better things to do. Like the final match of the night. This is simply a Television title match. Shaggy
2 Dope fighting Ken Davison... that's D-A-V-I-S-O-N. Davison. I couldn't help doing that!
Michael Richardson: Now I know you need some rest!
{cut to shot of the ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The
World Television Title is on the line! Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan: standing at six feet, six inches;
weighing two-hundred and fifty-nine pounds; the CyberNetic Wrestling Federation, Squared World Television Champion...
Shaggy 2 Dope!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Shaggy 2 Dope walks out with "Great
Milenko" by Insane Clown Posse playing. The fans are cheering for him pretty uniformly. He doesn't seem to
pay any attention, however, as he makes his way to the ring.
{shot pans to the ring}
Shaggy 2 Dope slips into the ring and
waits for his opponent.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: This
should be quite a matchup here, folks.
Michael Richardson: Well, I think Tunzafun wants to do as good of a job as he can.
Knee Johnson: I never
know just who to pick these days. They are not really my kind of people. Davison should have stayed Godly!
Lex Victor: I doubt
it, Knee.
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Ring Announcer: And the challenger: standing at five feet, ten inches;
weighing two-hundred and twenty pounds... Ken Davison!
Ken Davison steps out with "I Put
a Spell on You" by Marilyn Manson plays throughout the arena. There are slightly less cheers for Davison as
he walks out due to a section of the crowd that is against him.
{cut to shot of the ring facing the walkway}
Davison hops into the ring and waits
for the match to begin. He makes a move towards Dope as if he is going to start the match early, but he stops and
stands there kind of chuckling to himself.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Both competitors are now waiting for
the match to begin.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: What
a night for this! Good thing niether of their careers are on the line. I don't know what I would do.
Knee Johnson: We could
have a beer drinking party afterwards. Celebrating that you will now have some more money to pay me!
Michael Richardson: If any one of us is getting a raise, you can bet it isn't going to be you!
Lex Victor: Alright,
guys. Anyway, there's the bell. Here we go!
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Shaggy 2 Dope vs Ken Davison
6'-6", 259 lbs — 5'-10",
220 lbs
(One fall, singles match for the
CNWF² World Television Title)
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{ring}
Shaggy and Tunzafun immediately lock
up, but Tunzafun is quickly thrown to the mat. Dope wants to end this quick, so he delivers an elbow drop and connects.
Then he hooks the leg and the referee begins to count. Shaggy is only able to pull off a one count. Shaggy gets
up a bit slowly, but unexpectedly he is suddenly hit by a blind sided drop kick to the side of the head. Shaggy
is really dazed as a result of that maneuver. Davison doesn't stop as he leaps into the air and catches him with
a frankensteiner. Dope is now on the canvas and Davison goes for the cover. Dope kicks out of it quick and sends
Davison a ways across the ring.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well,
look at that! Already two pinning attempts and the match has just barely started.
Knee Johnson: Yeah Lex! And I really don't care who wins either. I hate both of these guys these
days. They used to be cool, but now I don't like them.
Michael Richardson: You know, not everyone can live up to your "high" standards.
Knee Johnson: It's tough, but you get used to it.
Michael Richardson: It's sarcasm, and you never have gotten used to it!
{cut to shot of ringside}
Davison slides out of the ring. He then
turns around and grabs Shaggy's legs.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Leave
him alone. He thrives on this sort of thing. Anyway, Davison has just slipped out of the ring and he's bringing
Dope to the outside as well. I wonder what he plans on doing now...
{ringside}
Davison whips Dope to the ring steps,
which the tall man painfully trips right over. He is reeling by them grabbing his shins. Davison decides to pull
a high risk maneuver and climbs to the top turnbuckle, then executes a moonsault to the outside of the ring, but
Dope moves out of the way! Davison landed on his feet anyway! However, Dope takes care of that quickly by clotheslining
him to the floor, then picking him back up and throwing him head first into the steel ring steps. To finalize his
dominance, he picks him up in a gorilla press and throws him back into the ring.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: That sure has gotten to be a popular way to man-handle an opponent here in the CNWF².
It seems any time that a wrestler wants to show that they have their opponent outmatched in size and strength,
they go for that gorilla press throw into the ring.
{cut to shot of ring}
Shaggy 2 Dope makes his way back into
the ring.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Kind
of interesting how big guys all have a trademark move in federations. In some places the powerbomb is the way to
show dominance. Others it's just a lot of body slams. Here, it seems to be that gorilla press throw.
Knee Johnson: I know all about that, Lex! I'm the big man who taught them everything they know!
I mean there aren't a whole lot of guys here who are bigger than me!
Lex Victor: Yes,
I believe there are only about three people in CNWF² that are heavier than you. Problem is most of them are
near or over the seven foot mark.
Knee Johnson: See what I mean?
Lex Victor: Well,
that doesn't mean I think you have any wrestling skill... oh my! Davison just caught a terrible boot right to his
jaw! That isn't going to be easy to make it back from.
{ring}
Ken Davison is on the canvas in obvious
pain as he is clutching his jaw. Dope figures that he is going to continue to power his way through Davison as
he leaps high into the air and lands an elbow right to the sternum, then goes for a cover. Davison still kicks
out after all of that. Dope has had enough of this, so he applies an STF hold to Davison.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: There you go! Something to take a bit of his steam out of him. It's going to be pretty
tough for a little guy to get out of an STF with all that leverage that Dope is able to put on him. Smart move.
Lex Victor: Well,
I am inclined to agree with that, but Davison is a stringy character... he just grabbed the rope. I guess that's
the end of that.
{ring}
Davison is now up, but suddenly he is
knocked back down again. Shaggy 2 Dope didn't even touch him.
{cut to shot of ringside}
"Iron Man" Jeff Beam can be
seen holding his chair with him. Suddenly, he is taken to the ground by Pelius of Clamorus. Beam throws Pelius
off of him, then gets up. He then slugs Pelius right in the face, which immediately starts a fight between the
two.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Shaggy 2 Dope has just thrown Davison
in the air and has caught him in a Diamond Cutter on his way down.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: That's
it! That was the Chicken Hunter! Pelius came a bit late and him and Beam are still going at it! Shaggy is going
for the cover! One! Two! Three! Oh my gosh! This one is history!
{cut to shot of ringside}
Beam cuts by Pelius real quick, then
laughs as he walks back to the locker room. He somehow got his trusty chair before he left as well. In the ring,
officials are attending to Davison. He gets up looking a bit mad, then just exits the ring. The referee is holding
Dope's hand as the ring announcer announces the outcome to a loudly disapproving audience.
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Shaggy 2 Dope by pin via Chicken Hunter
and still CNWF² World Television Champion
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{cut to shot of commentary table}
Lex Victor: What
a night this has been. So much controversy. None of these titles I think were really decided in a way which was
right. I don't really agree with the decision the referee made, and the referee missing this little thing here
was something. I know Pelius isn't too happy that he wasn't able to prevent that bit of interference happening...
but that's how things go.
Michael Richardson: You're right, Lex. I don't think the referee should have decided that match the way he did. There
is no reason that match couldn't have gone on. I also don't see why Dominator got the belt from that mishap.
Knee Johnson: Screw
it, guys! I am having beer reflux and I need some medication! Let's get the hell out of here!
Lex Victor: This
is a night which isn't going to be forgotten shortly... though it had to be such a short night. Well, that's all.
So long.
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Monday, November 10, 1997
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DANGER ZONE!!
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